I recently got a smartphone. It’s too bloomin smart for its own good and I don’t understand it half the time. I’m swiping when I should be clicking, messaging when I should be texting… using the internet when I should be working…

If it wasn’t for the wonder of the map function, I’d switch back to my trusty monochrome Nokia, with zero cool, but a battery life that didn’t imitate the lifecycle of a mayfly…


One thought on “Smartphones

  1. The ability to teleport someone else seems like a potentially troublesome function, if there are people you know that want to get rid of you. Let’s hope that feature takes some time to migrate from the comics universe!

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